I can't tell whether this is funny or depressing. Maybe a little bit of both? Either way, totally true.
- · You save money on laundry soap and wear and tear on your clothes.
o When I don’t get out of bed until three in the afternoon and only wear my clothes for a few hours each day instead of wearing them all day, I have to do a LOT less laundry. And my clothes wear out more slowly.
- · Less wear and tear on the carpet.
o When I'm depressed, all my clothes end up on the floor. And I spend a lot of time in bed, anyways.
- · You save on groceries and restaurants.
o I just don’t feel like going out, so I make do with what I have.
- · You really get your money’s worth on your Netflix subscription
o It doesn’t take me long to get through all ten seasons of Stargate SG-1 when I’m depressed.